+) Nick found out that there was no Santa at age five? No wonder he was a cantankerous nine year old.
+) Another point in favor of Nick Miller? He says thrice.
+) "This is a really respected DJ. He was also an actor on Boy Meets World."
+) Winston dishing on Jess to Sam in exchange for am ear exam. "What?!"
+) "White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night" OH SCHMIDT.
+) Winston's "break up" speech to Jess.
+) "Nick Miller: Turning lemonade into lemons since 1981" paired with that face? BE STILL MY HEART.
+) Jess and Nick's radio booth role playing. "I think you're the kind of girl a guy would come back for."
JUST PUT YOUR MOUTHS ON EACH OTHER ALREADY, YOU TWO.
+) Nick's version of a lap dance. Only to be outdone by Schmidt trying to dance all up on him.
JUST MAKEOUT ALREADY, YOU TWO.